Let The TTK Good Times Roll, again, and other Happy Tunes!

Here is the thing, Kids. In an updated style of a Andy Hardy enthusiastic, “Let’s use old man Keller’s barn to put on a show, and raise enough money to save the farm,” let me say, “OMG” let us save our sanity by doing a, “TTK!”

You may have learned, in your “sunset years,” from your grandchildren that OMG is some sort of New Age religious, “Oh My God,” expression. The TTK is from my totally independent soul-mate, Bobby Magee, my significant other, sidekick. It comes from her wise council that if you want to, “live long and prosper,” that the only way to deal with disfunction in action is to — “Turn The Key.” In other words, the combination of an old-timers, “Houston We Have A Problem,” and “It’s Time To Get Out Of Dodge!” This TTK therapy REALLY does work!

If you think she only speaks in song titles and movie cliches, let me verify that Miz Bobby herself wrote the Butter Rule for full time motorhomers. Which is — “If the butter-dish setting on a piece of non-slip mat in your kitchen starts to leak melted butter, it is time to head north, but if you cannot spread said butter without tearing a piece of bread, it is time, once again, to head south.”